I was walking down the street...?

and I slipped on a banana skin some idiot left on the ground. I got up, picked up the banana skin and threw it at some old lady that was coming the other way. She was wearing a green cardigan, and her hair was white. I told her I was sorry but didn't mean it. She called me a thug and hit me with her handbag. After that happened, I went into the shop and bought a loaf of bread, a tin of beans, some potatoes and a naughty magazine. Once I left the shop I threw the loaf of bread at a group of pigeons that were giving me evils, opened the tin of beans and poured them on a little boy's head who ran off crying to his mum, threw the potatoes through people's windows and pleasured myself while looking at the magazine on the swings. How many people live in Israel?

I was walking down the street...?

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I was walking down the street...?

i have no idea

I was walking down the street...?

Have you heard of chaos theory? I think this seemingly random series of events, however disconnected, is actually they key to the universe. It chonicles the true history of humanity, from our slippery upbringings, to learning to clothe ourselves, fight with each other, and of course seek food. Masturbation was actually discovered much later in our evolution. All of this history is recorded on scrolls in Israel. PS - on a personal note - Get a girlfriend! Oh and by the was I think it's 7 milliion or so.

I was walking down the street...?

I stand perplexed. I have no idea what your talking about.

I was walking down the street...?

I like soup.

I was walking down the street...?

What page in the mag..

I was walking down the street...?

Give us another clue...........

I was walking down the street...?

Around 7,000,000 people. Interesting back-story.